Gert Buckwald

Gertrude "Gert" Buckwald is the youngest child of Bud and Janice Buckwald. She is a beauty pageant princess and owns a pig named Mr. Sparkles.

Biography
She is a Daddy's Girl. She loves Bud no matter how much he fails at everything. However, her love often seems conditional, as she sometimes withholds her love when she does not get her way.

Appearance
She has short blonde hair and is overweight. She wears a purple dress with pink sleeves and a pink flower in her hair.

Personality
Gert is a fat, gluttonous beauty pageant star. Her overeating and favoring of junk food gives her diabetes. However, instead of putting a stop to it, her father promotes this behavior, since being a fat beauty pageant star is the only real accomplishment any of his children have made, making her Bud's proudest creation.

Trivia

 * She is a parody of the former child beauty pageant Honey Boo Boo.
 * Her accent appears to be Southern, which her siblings do not speak with, She might possibly be adopted, was a foster child, or was Janice's illegitimate child from one of her affairs. This is supported by her being the only blonde haired kid, raised by two parents with brown and red hair.
 * She sold her soul for the ability to control fire (Wildfire).
 * She is a schizophrenic, who has voices in her head that tell her to kill people (American Doll).
 * She was born with a disease called "Down's-The-Middle Syndrome", meaning that when she was born, she was vertically cut in half (J.C. Strikes).
 * She is the Buckwald counterpart of Pepito Gonzalez.
 * She is the Buckwald counterpart of:
 * Maggie Simpson (The Simpsons)
 * Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
 * Roger Smith (American Dad)
 * Rallo Tubbs (The Cleveland Show)
 * Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers)
 * Pepito Gonzalez (Bordertown)
 * Betty Hart (Bless the Harts)
 * Jing Harris (Duncanville)
 * Moon Tobin (The Great North)